Sunday, 14th March 2010

Mountain Bikers beware Land Rover coming for you

Posted on 10. Nov, 2009 by vincenthofmann in Blogs, Lifestyle, featured, opinion

Mountain Bikers beware Land Rover coming for you

I’ve just got home after a long day’s work. On my way home I had to halt my march toward the comfort of my couch because three or four care free mountain bikers, straddled to their carbon fibre steeds, raised their right hands to me and forced me to let them pass. What gives them [...]

‘The Resistance’ by Muse | A Review

Posted on 27. Sep, 2009 by antonyadelaar in Music, featured, music-reviews, opinion

‘The Resistance’ by Muse | A Review

Muse have always had a flair for the dramatic. You have only to think about their entrance into Wembley for the 2008 HAARP concert where the band was escorted down a ramp by ’security’ wearing neon yellow jumpsuits and gas masks. The stage was set between silver satellite dishes pointed at the sky and guitars [...]

Festivals and the Sustainability of Live Performance

Posted on 03. Sep, 2009 by vincenthofmann in Lifestyle, Music, featured, opinion

Festivals and the Sustainability of Live Performance

The closure of renowned jazz venues such as Kippies and the commercialisation of venues like Bassline across South Africa has left a void amongst musicians and music lovers alike that has been gradually filled by the Standard Bank Joy of Jazz and “Africa’s grandest gathering”, the Cape Town International Jazz Festival (CTIJF, formerly known as [...]

Franchising A3 – my Bank has my Back – think again

Posted on 23. Jul, 2009 by Garsen in Business, opinion

Franchising A3 – my Bank has my Back – think again

This is the third article in our series on franchising (especially restaurant franchising). Best to familiarise yourself with our other articles which sets our tone.
Commercial banks are part of legitimate business. We trust them with our savings, we store our incomes in them, and we borrow money from them, all the time assuming that the [...]

Peasants Raisng Their Own Taxes For The Sheriff?

Posted on 03. Jul, 2009 by Talita in opinion

It’s winter and so I’m more aware of beggars than usual. In Joburg they’re everywhere but have you ever considered them and their trade? Every so often most people give them money, an exchange happens, a transaction of sorts – that is after all the point of money; a tool facilitating bartering. What is it [...]

Protected: Michael Jackson – The Un-Tribute

Posted on 26. Jun, 2009 by vincenthofmann in Satire, opinion

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