Screw Trevor Manuel and the horse he rode in on

Posted on 29. Oct, 2009 by vincenthofmann in Current Affairs, Politics, Satire, featured

Trevor Manuel, off of the back of his recent purchase of 7 series BMW with tax payers money, has apologised for his error of judgment after the DA’s Ian Davidson suggested that, like Helen Zille, Manuel ought to have to purchased something a little more reasonable. As an aside my greater concern is that borne out of such choices, South Africa’s elite are revealing to the rest of the world that we’re tasteless dictators with little concern for our country’s poor. With substantial budgets, selecting a BMW 745i suggests a lack of class and taste, one wonders whether Shaik, Manuel and Zuma are looking to Mugabe’s tastelessness as a model for their own.

When Manuel was asked, via the voice of the collective consciousness of the South African thinking-class (South Africa’s smallest minority) to apologise for his act he casually as one might had one stepped on the shoelaces of someone beside you. Manuel in retort stated that it was an “error of judgment” or shall I rephrase that and suggest Manuel was thinking of which album he’d stored on his BMW’s entertainment system, and which driver he might have to put up with on his short drive home.

Following the DA’s review of Manuel’s purchase in light of Zille’s rather more humble procurement policy, Manuel said “I’d like to say to the honourable Davidson, that if he and his party work exceedingly hard, they will move from that side of the House to this side of the House and he might actually become the inheritor of this car.” One is left only to imagine his ANC comrades roaring with laughter, their red bellies bouncing with glee at the sound of Manuel giving the capitalist swines a good tongue lashing. Fucking neo-commie half wits have extra coke with their cokes, and dine only at the finest restaurants in South Africa, chaperoned by the tax-paying nation (a minority only marginally bigger than the thinking class) in vehicles made by the Germans. Oh the irony of their actions, if only it were akin to karma, maybe one day it’d swing round and kick them in the balls.

Until Manuel, his ANC cadres and their comrades’ comrades do get that swift kick in the balls, I’d just like to ensure that the post above is merely an error of judgment and I do hope that those in power realise that tonight when I go out drinking on the roads, swearing at the cops and generally behaving like an upstanding member of the ANCYL I might also be granted a gracious pardon, a resounding and thunderous applause for my “oopsie woopsie” lapse of judgment.

Fuck you Trevor Manuel – Moral Fibre salutes your ignorance.