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Thursday, 2nd September 2010

King Buyelekhaya Dalindyebo Annexes South Africa

Posted on 29. Dec, 2009 by Talita in Blog, Current Affairs, Politics, featured

King Buyelekhaya Dalindyebo Annexes South Africa

In the wake of convictions on criminal charges such as murder and assualt, King Buyelekhaya Dalindyebo of the abaThembu has carefully considered his options and, rather creatively, has come up with a brilliant solution to his pending incarceration: annex South Africa! King Buyelekhaya Dalindyebo gave formal notice to the Presidency, parliament and the NPA that [...]

Chant “Miyuki Hatoyama” when Julius Malema speaks!

Posted on 12. Nov, 2009 by vincenthofmann in Politics, Satire, featured

Chant "Miyuki Hatoyama" when Julius Malema speaks!

Yukio Hatoyama, Prime Minister of Japan since early September 2009, has with him brought a first lady of stellar proportion. Miyuki Hatoyama, first lady, “life composer”, author, cookery writer, clothes maker, television personality and tarento shall provide the pizzaz to Yukio Hatoyama’s foreign policy! It’s not uncommon for political leaders’ partners to be brought into [...]

Screw Trevor Manuel and the horse he rode in on

Posted on 29. Oct, 2009 by vincenthofmann in Current Affairs, Politics, Satire, featured

Screw Trevor Manuel and the horse he rode in on

Trevor Manuel, off of the back of his recent purchase of 7 series BMW with tax payers money, has apologised for his error of judgment after the DA’s Ian Davidson suggested that, like Helen Zille, Manuel ought to have to purchased something a little more reasonable. As an aside my greater concern is that borne [...]

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