You may wonder what it would be like to chat to me on Facebook. Wonder no more fearless wonderer!
C: hello k
K: Hello!
C: how are ya?
K: good thanks and you?
C: im pritty good…tired
K: thats cool
yeah its nice sleeping weather
C: yeah, plus i just ate like a kilo of macaroni and cheese
good thing i don’t really have much work to do
K: wow..that is alot
C: yeh. maybe not a kilo. like maybe 800 grams. or 700, maybe.
K: haha ok..
C: hows work?
K: there are good parts!
C: maybe you should drink, that helps you forget things.
K: hahaha yeah
C: i would help you, but its against my religion
K: I hate religion
C: religion hates you right back
i was speaking to religion the other day and she said “ef that k pisses me off”
K: So i figured it out.. d likes t!! ha
C: d? isn’t he married?
K: your friend you retard
C: i was jerkin you around buttface. i know who d likes and its not flippen t. oh my gosh, and even if it was i would beat him within an inch of his life.
K: shame t is cool
C: i know. thats why i would beat him, cos shes MINE!
K: aggg nooo
C: im joking. omg… i’ve transcended. so whatever man.
K: you are one confusing fellow
C: so you admit that im a fellow! yes!
*air punch*
C: but seriously now. d doesnt have a thing for t.
K: ok….
C: he once told me that he thought she was hot. but that means zero cos i think most guys would think that.
K: and even some girls
C: that goes without saying. humans suck that way.
K: hahaha.. a pun
C: … where? i was stating that humans suck.
as in, human beings are not cool.
K: hahaha again
C: omg. yes k. anyway, are you projecting? perhaps you’re the one with the thing for t.
C: stunned to silence by my astute observation no doubt.
C: i picture you lying on the floor now with foam pouring from your mouth. instant rabies caused by my awesomeness.
K: sorry.. was just in a busy space!
hahahahahahahahahaha
C: are you still at work?
K: yes
C: monkeys are cool. but i wouldn’t worship them.
i wish i had a monkey.
they’re cool.
K: because in your subjective oppinion the word cool doesnt cut it… but the meaning i attach to the word goes alot deeper… i used to have a monkey, it died.
C: my opinion is law. you should know that by now. while your opinion may seem important to you, it is irrelevant, and why is it irrelevant? because you are a monkey murderer. Not a monkey killer, no, a monkey murderer.
K: it had a disease ok
C: is love a disease k? because i have that disease too. are you gonna murder me too???
K: does love make you wee blood
C: sheesh, maybe your monkey was sick hey.
crayg