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Craig and Donna Palinhos are now friends 4 months, 3 weeks ago · View 4 months, 3 weeks ago · View
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Craig wrote a new blog post: TV sucks
Television. So I have one now. Well, technically, it’s not mine. It’s my housemate’s. I don’t own such crap. Why? Because there’s a load of shit on. I caught the first five minutes of ‘True Blood’ the other night. It started with an emo wanker and his bleedy-eyed girlfriend riding around with their chommie in [...]
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Craig commented on the blog post Eshowe is all blinged out!
Wow. Mentally retarded. Looks like we’ve bred a generation of rich idiots. How did they solve this in France? Oh yes, guillotines.
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Craig commented on the blog post Give me your eggs
Will you stop at nothing to get your hands on my manhood?
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Craig commented on the blog post Give me your eggs
I can tell you Talita, I am super disappointed. With your looks and brains, our kid would have been almost unstoppable. Or a crazy nazi.
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Craig commented on the blog post Give me your eggs
SheBee, you are the greatest! Ta for the free advertising.
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Craig commented on the blog post Give me your eggs
Dude, that is a totally slammin’ idea… chaaaa, thank’s for the heads up! K, chickitas, new rule, you gotta have some high school behind ya as well. I don’t want no stupid kid!
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Craig wrote a new blog post: Give me your eggs
Fatherhood. It’s something that I’ve always wanted to be. A father. I’m great with kids, I’m super patient, I always find the best toys, I can change wee-wee nappies and I know people that are willing to change the poo ones. There is just one huge obstacle standing in the way of me experiencing daddy-bliss. [...]
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Craig wrote a new blog post: You hurt me in deep places…
I have long believed that mankind deserves nothing less than to be erased from this miserable rock. Unfortunately I lacked that one piece of all-encompassing evidence to motivate the mass annihilation of the species.
Yes, yes, we have wars, we have holocausts. We have ethnic cleansing and lying politicians. We have weapons of mass destruction and [...] -
Craig commented on the blog post The Doors : A cartoon life
@Levon – I remember the Masquerades kids crossing the street when walking past the Doors because they feared for their lives. Now you’ll find them inside. The little bastards.
@Talita – What you saw on Friday was my uncanny ability to enjoy myself despite the circumstances. I’ve been practicing this skill since I learnt that [...] -
Craig wrote a new blog post: The Doors : A cartoon life
Once upon a time, Disney made a television show. This post is all about that television show. Sit down kids, get a mug of your favorite chocolate milk and let’s begin. A long time ago, on a city street far, far away, there lived a nightclub known as The Doors.
Happy punks and rockers would frolic [...] -
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Craig commented on the blog post Adventureland
You are both entitled to your opinions… for now. Once I rule the earth, I will have people that like Adventureland drawn and quartered. That’s right gentlemen. Drawn and quartered.
Let us put this aside though. Let us instead agree that the upcoming Invictus will be amazing. -
Craig commented on the blog post ROFLBot is Evil
I high five you mentally for several reasons :
Firstly, I like your handle. Scream. We all do it. You have iconified it. You have embodied it. You are Scream.
Secondly, you captioned the two worst pics on ROFLBot. This takes courage. Courage which I do not possess. I bow to you and offer my head [...] -
Craig and vincenthofmann are now friends 9 months, 3 weeks ago · View 9 months, 3 weeks ago · View
